i can’t be everyone’s dad. i CAN’T be everyone’s dad. i CANNOT BE everyone’s dad.
What about being someone’s Granddad?
i’ve never had good judgement before and i’m not going to start now, sorry! i wish it were different :/
You and me both. Though working for Eddie has been a somewhat good decision.
oh yeah? what’re you getting out of it?
Well, money aside, protection. Really just have to worry about like, Joker messing with me. I can walk Gotham pretty unbothered. It’s nice.
i’ve never had good judgement before and i’m not going to start now, sorry! i wish it were different :/
You and me both. Though working for Eddie has been a somewhat good decision.
also good morning how is everyone
God has decided to let me live another day, and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem! :)
hell yeah man, high five, same
*high fives* Gotham problems foreva baaabyyy!
also good morning how is everyone
God has decided to let me live another day, and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem! :)
hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.
fuck of a lot of you named your pets Loki
Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results
- Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey
- One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling.
- Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy.
- There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness.
- Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle.
- At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment.
- There is also a Beer Bottle Scene.
- Katya fakes her death.
- heavy clock symbolism. A pivotal scene occurs at a clock tower, there is a grandfather clock in the background of some sets, etc
- A supporting female character named Sofia makes an appearance, wearing a cocktail dress. Katya protects her at some point. They’re both in the Boat Scene. At one point they buy fruit together in a marketplace. This is lesbian shipping fuel.
- The villain, likely Mario, has a sidekick named Icepick Joe. Joe commits a final act of heroism before being left for dead— after being killed by an Icepick. Perhaps he turned against Mario and was killed in retaliation?
- Goncharov, played by DeNiro, has a very distinctive manner of walking.
- Katya’s brother, Valery, makes an appearance.
from posts I’ve witnessed (only mentioning things I’ve seen >5 blogs post about)
- there is an Anchovies scene, and fish symbolism also plays a heavy role. at some point Katya is seen near a fish bowl full of goldfish, and this is important to the Boat Scene as well.
- Goncharov and Andrey have homoerotic tension, and this is used to further statements about the cycle of repression and violence
- The story involves Goncharov losing himself in a downward spiral. It is a tragedy of unbecoming.
- There’s a Bridge Scene. This is the one with the clocktower chiming in the background.
- There’s a scene involving a tank of anchovies.
- Icepick Joe has a traumatic backstory
- Katya betrays Goncharov AND Sofia. She’s well-intentioned, but it all comes crashing down, ending in her losing them both— losing Sofia emotionally and inadvertently causing Goncharov’s death
- There’s a shootout in Pompeii in which Mario destroys historically significant architecture. This is representative of the destructive nature of nationalism.
The extra that eats a whole box of cookies by themselves in the background
Doctor Who era’s summarised with confusing spoilers
One: My kidnapper is annoying and won’t shut up.
Two: Are Scotsmen hot? Yes. Very.
Three: Are the military okay? No. Except that one Sergeant; he’s sweet.
Four: How many problems can be solved by confectionery and talking out of your arse? More than you would expect.
Five: Single father of three going to be great dad one day.
Six: Tailors are evil and so are the BBC.
Seven: Belief in communism will repel zombies.
Eight: What’s worse than death? The US healthcare system.
Nine: Finding people annoying is not mutually exclusive with overwhelming love for humanity.
Ten: Can a man be both a twink and a lesbian at once?
Eleven: Baby is also eldritch figure from dawn of time.
Twelve: Punk grandad just wants to play guitar.
Thirteen: Local woman under impression that constant longing looks at blonde lady friend definitely mean platonic affection.
Walk Through Hell Masterlist
“Not even you can wash me of my sins, MacTavish”
TW: blood, gore, graphic depictions of violence
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
MORE CHAPTERS TO COME… (?)